nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
ttyl tear gas
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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