Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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