Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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