The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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