with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
