Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Randomize
