i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
