real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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