I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
