The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I think I won the penis lottery.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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