my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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