We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
we should paint friendship bongs
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