I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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