I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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