Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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