OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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