So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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