and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
