her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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