the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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