Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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