Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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