the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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