Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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