I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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