sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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