if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize
