she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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