So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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