The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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