Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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