vagina is talking i cant
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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