She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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