love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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