Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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