Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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