i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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