is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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