Only a mothe r could love this liver
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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