So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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