Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
