do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
i out mim tonsoeep
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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