jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Shame - the story of my life.
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