you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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