Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
