Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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