Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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