is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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