we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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