BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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