i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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