I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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