every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize
