Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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