Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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